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fang her better December 4, 2025 at 10:32:16 PM

sorry i sent before i meant to. i wanted to say I WILL BEAT YOUR WEBSITE UP!!!!!! stop being so nice nerd stupid sexy Astarion shrine >:3

fang her good December 4, 2025 at 10:31:18 PM

as night falls upon the quaint village, Astarion languidly stumbles towards the lights...a pub... with his extremely elevated senses he can smell the freshly baked garlic bread, the pork and bean stew, he can hear the lager being poured. he is hungry. he enters the pub. sits down in a corner. lights a cigarette. and orders two garlic breads. and a big pint of lager. tomorrow morning he can pretend to work it off in the sunshine. "who am i kidding. i don't need to worry. i am the Vampire Ascendant and i am my own master now", he thinks as he takes a sip of his beer and stares at the cigarette burning away between his long, slender fingers. cheers

Silent Eyez *LOUS* October 25, 2025 at 3:41:54 AM

Nice! I like your vamp themed website. wink

Tree October 24, 2025 at 8:43:53 PM

What a fantastic website. Reminds me of the joy of feeling 3 throbbing pieces of man meet squirting their sauce up my asshole at once.

Anonymous October 23, 2025 at 9:50:19 PM

Aw, so beautiful blush

Ten April 19, 2025 at 3:46:46 AM

This is the most beautiful website I've ever seen. All hail Astarion

Caza Fandom's Most Wanted April 8, 2025 at 5:59:27 AM

Did it again laugh

Anonymous April 8, 2025 at 5:58:08 AM

Just finished making tormented pleasure with Cazador, he whimpered and creamed as I read him your Wyllstarion poetry. Caza approves, best site ever.❤️🔥

BiggButtSnake April 8, 2025 at 5:57:55 AM

Nifah was here foolin around rose Sending you kisses and love blush

BB February 24, 2025 at 11:08:57 AM

This is the best website I ever been to my life is changed my depression CURED my sciatica GONE my adhd still THERE but that’s fine cause I think 572 Astarion thoughts at once a FEATURE not a BUG

Fang February 22, 2025 at 7:55:58 PM

I love what you did to the place. Here - have a bowl of inauguration cherries. They drip so much cherry juice. blush

Raptor February 22, 2025 at 12:27:06 AM

Nice website! Not garbage at all!

Replied on: February 22, 2025 at 12:27:23 AM

You are so right! Highly professional!